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Q: What did the momma cow say to the baby cow? A: It's pasture bedtime! Q: What's black and white and black and white and black and white...? A: A cow rolling down a hill. Q: Where do cows go when they want a night out? A: To the Moo-vies Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a cow? A: Cockadoodlemoo! Q: What do cows get when they do all their chores? A: Mooney. Q: What is another name for a cowboy? A: Hamburger helper. http://moomoo.iwarp.com moomoo.iwarp.com © 2000 All rights reserved. moomoo@theone.every1.net